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Monday, January 5, 2009

How Men Change.....


The Love Word:
After 5 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 5 months: Of course, I love you.
After 5 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:

After 5 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 5 months: I'm BACK!!
After 5 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:

After 5 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 5 months: Here, it's for you.
After 5 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 5 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 5 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 5 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:

After 5 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 5 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 5 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 5 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 5 months: I like this movie.
After 5 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:

After 5 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 5 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 5 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

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